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When you're looking for a relationship —or just see someone who you really want to get to know—there's a ton of pressure to make that first line great. Pick-up lines get a bad rap for being cheesy and cringe-worthy, but if you start your conversation with the right dose of interest and humor, you may end up scoring a date or a . Introducing yourself to someone new is always scary, whether you're on an app or in-person, since the possibility of rejection is part of the deal.

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